did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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