You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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