Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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