Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just forgot I was standing up.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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