dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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