I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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