Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight

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(217): View more from Illinois

The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.

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(480): View more from Arizona

His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.

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(585): View more from New York

You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!

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(734): View more from Michigan

I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them

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(706): View more from Georgia

I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?

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