i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
27 Of The Most NSFW Life Hacks
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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