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(312): View more from Illinois

She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!

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(206): View more from Washington

Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.

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(432): View more from Texas

ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...

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(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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(204): View more from Manitoba

When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?

(204): View more from Manitoba

I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...

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(305): View more from Florida

I don't even know why I got my vag waxed

(786): View more from Florida

Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.

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(530): View more from California

I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse

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(817): View more from Texas

Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments

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