i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.