I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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