Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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