i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
