He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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