Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Are these your boobs on my camera?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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