He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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