but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
did you just send me my own nude
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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