Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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