Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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