Fuck appropriateness.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Found your dick twin last night
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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