matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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