Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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