I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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