Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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