I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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