I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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