Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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