i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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