too bad you live with your parents still
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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