Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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