If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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