i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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