You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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