Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm both gender and math confused
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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