No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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