I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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