like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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