Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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