Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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