I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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