I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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