I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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