Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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