guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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