Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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