what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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