they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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