i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I know her cup size but not her name....
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