He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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