Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The adults are the big ones right?
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