Your face is a jimmy john
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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