glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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