Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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