do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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