At least make sure they are 18
Why
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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