I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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