I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize