We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Is this like a preordered booty call?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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