I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Boobs are out for the taking
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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