have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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