Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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